Comedy Central to Roast the Notoriously Media-Shy Charlie Sheen

By Time.com

File this under Things the World Does Not Necessarily Need But Will Get Ratings Anyway: Comedy Central will air a roast of Charlie Sheen on Sept. 19.
That is, coincidentally (which is to say, I assume not coincidentally), the night the new Two and a Half Men lineup with Ashton Kutcher returns on CBS. All of which gives Comedy Central’s comedians a little more than two months to discover if there are, in fact, any Charlie Sheen jokes that have not already been told.

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