If you’ve followed me on Twitter for any amount of time, you know how I feel about bacon. It is the finest meat product known to man (sorry, Spam lovers).
And now, we have crossed a threshold into a world that heretofore was but a dream. Oscar Mayer has created an app that not only emits the sound bacon makes when it sizzles but also … the smell.
Mankind’s technological zenith has been reached: a phone app that wakes you up in the morning with a whiff of bacon. pic.twitter.com/l4v8JuPj9W
— Le Cool Dublin (@lecooldublin) March 6, 2014
Mind you, nothing beats actually eating bacon. But short of that, this is a tremendous development. Few things soothe the soul like the odor of frying bacon. Mankind should stop trying to innovate any further, because this is our pinnacle.
Here are some Twitter reactions to the news.
— Sarah Fowler (@FowlerSarah) March 6, 2014
— Cool Material (@coolmaterial) March 6, 2014
Step 1) wake up smelling bacon. Step 2) Realize it’s a phone dongle & there’s no bacon. Step 3) Burn everything down http://t.co/bVJAqFvLKu
— Amanda Bower (@heyprofbow) March 6, 2014