It is officially spring break around these parts, as kids get to laze around the house for the next week, or for those with rich parents, maybe go to the beach or on a cruise or to Switzerland.
I bet I know what will be more popular-than-usual destinations for spring breakers in the younger demographic: Colorado and Washington. Oh, don’t act like you don’t know why.
Let’s check Twitter to see what people around the country are saying about spring break. (Probably nobody you know, but they’re on Twitter, so their opinions are important and stuff.)
— North Park Univ. (@NPU) March 7, 2014
— Peter Read (@LaxPeter) March 7, 2014
Wait … oh, OK, I get it.
Ready for fun in the sun? Make sure to keep the sand out of your Drumstick. #springbreak
— Nestle Drumstick (@nestledrumstick) March 7, 2014
— LWC Career Services (@lwccareer) March 7, 2014
Sage advice, kids.
GET YOUR LIVERS READY #springbreak
— AMBUR CASAS (@Ambbzz_) March 7, 2014