It’s April Fools’ Day, which if you’re under the age or 25 might still be a thing for you. Of course it’s trending on Twitter, duh. So let’s see if we can find any actual humor regarding this day of sanctioned foolishness.
You don’t need to do any #AprilFools jokes today. Your life is already a joke.
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) April 1, 2014
I’m not smoking weed today #aprilfools
— Ben (@ohnoitsbenny) April 1, 2014
Val just fake choked and had Ms. Schroeck preparing to do the heimlich maneuver and everyone was freaking out. #aprilfools
— Lo (@rolLAURskates) April 1, 2014
— Shooter McGavin (@ShooterMcGavin_) April 1, 2014
I’m good looking and funny #aprilfools
— Merk (@MoreyBoyy) April 1, 2014
I feel like I can’t believe anything in my Twitter feed today because of #AprilFools
— Ingrid Nilsen (@missglamorazzi) April 1, 2014
Fun #AprilFools prank: fill a mayonnaise jar with gasoline, set it on fire and throw it at someone who doesn’t share your political views.
— Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman) April 1, 2014
Had my friend call my mom and say he was head of admitions at bucknell and that my grades were to low so I lost my scholarship..#aprilfools
— Zach Valley (@zach_valley) April 1, 2014
Oh, like Bucknell would actually admit someone with such atrocious grammar. … Hey, that’d be a good April Fools’ joke. Just kidding, kid, you’re headed to community college!